A Birthday Blab: Sir Jon

Coming October 12th, 2007: The Tales of Sir Jon. Explore the full 21 years of one of the most prestigious men of... something... in a one and a half hour period. Not many men have been given such an honorable title as "Sir", at least one that carries as much weight as this. In fact, there are but four others to receive this great gift: his two mirrored brothers, his honorable half-brother (due to his size), and the most fearsome, Sir Sical, known for his launching of splatting and fizzing projectiles. But of these five fearless warriors no story is more awe-inspiring and depressing as Sir Jon's. From the time of his birth he was a despised child, his sister scorning the very thought of his entrance into this world. But even amongst such blinding opposition at such an early age, he arose above the struggles and disabilities, and won even the affection of the most fairest of Fresa's. Watch his growth from a bald little weakling to a young man of wit and speed, to a bald adult of the most amazing abilities. Frisbee fiends fear and cantaloupes lose heart at the sound of his coming. His conquests range from a Church to a shed. From a Newspaper to Lowe's. Though as a child he claims to have been haunted by the shining vision of flying dinosaurs, and it is said that these visions still haunt him to this day, his sanity is amazingly held (somewhat) intact. This can only be explained by one of the most heartwarming and beloved friends to ever enter into his life: a rubber chicken. Their combined exploits are many, but the legends tell of Sir Jon alone. In this short span of time you will see him as a phantom of the screen, and as an old woman with a shotgun. As a special opp.'s agent and as the mother of Rapunzel. All these and more for only thirty-one payments of $69.95. Have your credit card ready. Our operators are standing by. Call 1-500-352-3121 NOW, and mention this Birthday promotion!